I want to be completely transparent with prospective clients because if you don't know what to expect it is likely that you will be unhappy with the results. I am a firm believe that you should freaking LOVE your wedding photographs so get at me with all your questions and all your concerns, I want you to be confident that I am the girl for you. And hey maybe some of these questions will show you that we are not a great fit, that's okay too because it is so much better to figure that out now rather than after your wedding in 9 months.
Nope, never gonna happen. Literally never. I once heard a photographer say, "It is like getting raw chicken at a restaurant."